"Listen baby, you got the part!" I hung up

"Listen baby, you got the part!" I hung up the phone stunned. Me, I was picked out of the thousand Ant-Eater trainer's for an off-boadway production! Why? Was it my albino skin?

I looked at myself in the mirror.My albino skin perhaps did give me an advantage, but who cares? I'm gonna train ALL of the anteaters for the show "You Got Ants in Your Pants."

They said it couldn't be done. Anteaters are to stupid to learn tricks they said. But this albino wasn't about to let a bunch of negative nancys rain on his parade, no sir. First

we must ask the very serious question, "Does the werewolf lift it's leg to urinate?" The Priest turned Werewolf killer was serious. The committee looked at each other.

The Were-Priest howled with laughter at the confused looks on their faces. Then someone spoke up, "Why yes they do lift a leg, but only when on all fours...I should know."

That voice...it was familiar...someone I once knew, or possibly cared for?..someone unusual, impressive, outstanding...no, wait, television...daytime television...oh my god, it was

The latest incarnation of Swamp The Clown as news anchor on the Ministry of Information channel, numbered 286 on Xfinity. The clown school produced several news anchors who were so

hilarious that you wanted to watch the news 24/7, but Swamp The Clown was by far the funniest. "Thousands killed," Swamp began, and the editing room burst into gales of laughter.

However on that day when he read out the death count and giggled he forgot to count the naked nun reclining in the radio station's lobby. She however counted him. Only he counted.