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To be born again," thought Gabriel F. tumbling

  • To be born again," thought Gabriel F. tumbling back into his comatose body, "first you have to die." Having been there & back he was a new man when he awoke to the astonishment of

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  • the having Scotland Yard knocking at his front door on that cloudy day in November 1921. The testaments of a hundred days in Africa hung solemnly on the walls as he opened the door

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  • to the Yard's Insperctor.For sure his trained eyes went right to the scatches about the tripp to Africa,but he didn't say a word.It was 1922 when they came back,and Jon

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  • was this skinny really ineffectual man who had a really really fat orange cat and a really dumb dog named, "Odie." Jon had stopped looking for real sex with a real woman since the

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  • odore had showed him the sex tape he'd made with Alvin and Simon. After the lasagna scene, Jon pretty much lost his appetite for pasta too but when he noticed a curious monkey look

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  • ing lonely and forlorn, peeking around th corner of the fridge. The curious monkey bore a resemblence to Anna Nicole Smith, although he called himself George. "What are you doing

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  • staring at me like that?" "Just returning the favor." Anna Nicole Smith took a liking to George, and showed her affection with a makeover. Curious George was given yellow Ugg boots

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  • which he began to gnaw on. The man in the yellow hat trudged through the snow in only his socks and grabbed the boots out of George's mouth, and then put them on.

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  • Curious George grew furious! His eyes aflame with ravenous hunger leaped through the air, cursing the man in the yellow hat for trying to tame his beastly side for so long. Unintel

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  • ligent yellow hatted men had often plighted George's life. As a result George banned all yellow hats and men were forced to wear red or blue hats. The uniform wars had begun.

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