Just when Frank thought his noisy neighbors

Just when Frank thought his noisy neighbors Bob, Lorena, and their three wily kids couldn't be more obnoxious, Lorena popped out another one. "YEEEAAH!" Bob brayed.

And caught the flying newborn in his catcher's mitt. He heaved the newborn into the pile of their other newborns. Bob dusted the baby juice off home plate. "Come on Lorena,

put some heat on that baby and send her home, right here", he said punching his mitt. Lorena's face crunched up as she took a big breath and emitted another baby boy towards home p

The batter swung, and hit the baby into the stands."You hit a baby with a basebal bat" shouted the catcher. "What the hell is the matter with you?!" Luckily, this baby was special.

The batter stared at her in horror. "Marylou!" he gasped, "Didn't we have an affair last year? Was that baby I just pulverized OUR baby?" But Marylou had all ready stripped off her

striped stockings and was powdering her knees with sugar. "You knew this couldn't go on forever," she sighed. "Marylou, please, I love you." The batter sobbed. "We can start again.

All we need to do is stop wasting condiments on our bodies. I know we're tasty, but cannibalism isn't the answer!

But it was the answer for the Donner party, some of whom lived to see Sutter's fort, though not without being permanently scarred for life.

In the year 2025, they achieved sainthood amongst the 500,000 souls left on earth after the Green Plague exterminated all libeta And lunatics, and the umprepared zombies. Whew!