"A laugh?" He thought, "I'll show them what's

"A laugh?" He thought, "I'll show them what's funny." The jester picked up his jingly hat, and approached the castle cook. "Cook, it's time to depose our king, and it's time for me

to rule. Yes, I shall be king!". The cook looked blankly at the Jester before laughing his head off, "You want ME to kill the king and have you crowned in his place? HAHAHAHAH".

The Jester was taken aback. This cook is trying to hop smart on MY ass! He thought. The Jester jumped over the table and grabbed the him. "You WILL poison the king or I will

or I will cut your liver out and feed it to the chickens do you understand sir Nickelback the 9th. I understand I'll playou better said the gesture or the chickens will

!!!" Farmer Larry realized that the chickens had created an android. The android had a sort of chicken "way" about it. It's threats seemed to be poultry in nature. But he wasn't go

ing to put up with this chicken shit. Farmer Larry blew off it's head The android chicken staggered around, chicken wire and milking machine hoses flailing wildly from its innards

. All the iChickens thought it was hilarious. "Cluck cluck, we always knew you android chickens were inferior!" they gloated. But Farmer Larry was in no mood. He leveled his shotgu

n and fired. pellets went everywhere, the iChickens scrabled along with the android chickens. over and over . BANG! BANG! BANG! They lost many chickens in the chaos.

""The sky is falling, and we fall with it!" squawked the iChickens. The androids wailed for they had the answer to why the chicken crossed the road and its name was autogenocide.