Suddenly I snapped out of my haze and had
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Suddenly I snapped out of my haze and had the acute revelation that I needed to get out of there. I gathered up Jenn and carried her to the passenger side of my car and opened the
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escalade door. "Jenn needs ass surgery--NOW!" Only I was allowed to call J-Lo Jenn because I was her coke dealer, and well, if you sell blow, you call the shots and so they
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gave in and gave J-Lo the ass-prosthesis that we'd all longed for her. Looking back, the aerials WERE a bit much, you know? Now she can make free calls to
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Ganja, Azerbaijan where the women all had butts the size and color of baboons in heat. J-Lo was invited to a festival in honor of the Bazardüzü. During the traditional dance she
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put her left foot in, took her left foot out, put her left foot in and shook it all about. The natives had never seen anything like it and called J-Lo
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"Our Most Regal Queen of Hoking and Poking." She was flattered, of course, and donated $3 billion to a fund for the purpose of preserving the native culture.
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This culture was for all the population to hoopla for 35 minutes on the 14th of each month. The Regal Queen of Hoking & Poking decided to make a radical decision. All the
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members of Parliament, under royal decree, would put their right foot in and shake all about. Advisers spun the situation and debated if that was what it was all about.
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Then the King stepped into the Parliament building and ordered everyone to be killed, except those whose right foot has been shaking like they just didn't care.
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To learn what it's all about, those who did a hokey job were turned around, given a good pokey, and thrown in the Chokey. No one who put their left foot in there ever got it out.
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