Puss in Boots bought a pair of flip-flops.He

Puss in Boots bought a pair of flip-flops.He was gonna go to the beach and when in Ibiza,do as the ibicencos...He would not tolerate to be called Puss in Sandals,though!

Puss in Boots' footwear was not so big a problem on the beach as was the fact that everything resembled a sandbox to him. The ibicencos of Ibiza would not appreciate any faux pas

that could not be blamed on alcohol or rich elitist bastards. Puss in Boots, was no longer welcomed in Spain after the scandal. The scandal was massive and black, but not as

Big as that of Shark Lady and her legendary death list. Puss in Boots was exiled safely in the Tortoiseshell Kingdom. She lived her full nine lives, if not more. Tortoishell King

dom came out in force at her funerals, all of them. When it was clear that they had finally buried her for real, the Tortoiseshell Kingdom erected a statue of her in the Royal Muse

price indexes, which by now had fallen so low that they fell on me. And I was down for the count. Realizing that this was all a dream, I climbed up into my dream car and went to

dreamscape on a whim. It was so dreamy. Dream a little dream of me blared from the dreambox. Yet, the weight of the consumer price index on my mind choked me back to reality.

"Really," I exclaimed! I looked at the realty pamphlet in my hand, and then to the realtor. "Really gotta go." And I was gone. I went home to watch "The Real Housewives of Orange

County” for a vicarious thrill to replace a ritzy address. Then I thought: Prestige is a mindset. So I bought a chicken coop, wrote “Buckingham Palace” over the door, and moved in!