As she ran frantically down the street she

As she ran frantically down the street she ran into....

Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, and George Bush all having a friendly conversation about traffic lights. Baffled she ran the other direction and ran into...

her dream date! The three of them! Yeah, she put her arms in Bills Cosby's and Bill Clinton's and George Bush and they went to Chili's. She normally orders the oldtimer but

in such company, she decided to go for something posh. Gratinated oysters piri piri. That'd surely spice up George's libido! Bill and bill were left to pay the bill; she was determ

ited but after the bill they couldn't afford to pay for her delousing and the cleric dumped a box of chiggers in her hair. George's libido got the better of them all however, and

he buggered her. George clung to this only bit of joy left in his life, knowing his life as an exterminator was now completely over. He found a job selling hot dogs at the

"alleged" no-kill shelter. But even that depressed him when he found out that his hot dogs and hush puppies were aptly named considering the source of the meat filling.

d to be avoid being eaten by his plaether couch but it was too late the ugly couch had sucked him in and spat him out in another dimension. Sweat dripped from his forehead as

he ran to the nearest furniture store. At the store, he noticed the same special couch and instantly stripped off his clothes and made him self comfortable. At last, he was home.