The dawn was a splatter of black, grey,

The dawn was a splatter of black, grey, blue, red, and orange...but it only stayed that way for about five minutes, when the palette of color suddenly turned bright yellow.

The first sign baffled the world, but when the three stars of Orion's belt rearranged themselves into a triangle, both the skeptics and the credulous felt a deep unease. But life w

ent on. Hey, even if three stars managed to coordinate themselves into a shape, the media still had better, things to report on, like cats. Sadly, that means no one was ready for w

oOton invasions from OouUter SpaAa@cçe!!! Once the three stars merged into the trident formation, the woOtons would land on Devils Tower and... No, wait that's a different movie

altogether. The movie I was ACTUALLY wanting to describe has dancing fairies and fire-breathing dragons. I believe there would be a broad audience base for this type of movie due

the popularity of these aforementioned dancing fairies and fire-breathing dragons. For the dancing fairies we'll just throw together another boy band. Lets make sure to include a b

-aboon, just to add contrast. Then when the dancing fairies turn around, everyone will be distracted by it's horrifying rump. As for the dragons, how about if we have them do a wat

usi and breathe fire on the fairies’ wings, burning them off? Then the dragons can ignite the baboon’s ass, turning it into a flaming, Technicolor lump. His sadism bothered me, and

But I figured I could change him, in time. We married on top of a volcano. Come the wedding night, th old sod had served me flame grilled butler. I et him, then asked for a divorce