Sitting in class, wondering what to do, I
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Sitting in class, wondering what to do, I decided to
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get on folding story and make up a lot of stories because im bored
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plywood to be exact. Gepetto got the idea from 'This Old House.' I appreciate my durability but I am limited in my range of motion. I must talk to the gingerbread man about options
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He referred me to a little book called "Flatland".I read the square's adventure & my limited range of motion didn't disturb me.I started a club for flat people with gingerbread man
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as the bouncer. No need to rent a large space because the club only catered to flat people. Tin-tin, The Magic Mirror from snow white, the film character from AMC movie
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that time forgot. Just want to remind you. Back to our story. The two-dimensional club was exclusive as it was secret, only visible when standing perpendicular. Spacing was clever.
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The word "volume" was strictly forbidden by the Flatland snobs who frequented the joint, but the Cosmos were fantastic! Now you may wonder how cocktails are even possible given the
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injunction against 'mixing' of drinks on health & safety grounds. Well I set up a plant that mixed cocktails BEFORE bottling & then gave them a new name. Bucks Fizz became Chumston
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's claim to fame. The demand for Chumston's Bucks Fizz cocktail was so great, that I went international, opening five more plants to keep up with demand. Our motto was:
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"Buck's Fizz and F*ck Bizz", making us particularly popular for the after work happy hour crowds. The question people ask me the most is "Who is Chumston?" to which I reply,
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- 2011-08-12 10:48:32
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- 2014-03-16 15:28:05
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jefforama Mar 16 2014 @ 15:45
Damn! I had the last line! Flat out, I screwed up.
PurpleProf Mar 16 2014 @ 19:37
Your motto was flat out brilliant, though...;)
SlimWhitman Mar 19 2014 @ 15:31
Aw, hell who'd want to end such a a great story anyway, so thanks jefforama! Now will somebody please continue?