Melisso Jettison reviewed the manifest.

Melisso Jettison reviewed the manifest. Fifteen solar tons of chrysanthemum flowers in the hold, for the tea drinkers of the outer rim. When did spacefaring become so humdrum? He

read further down the list. "Granola for Ganymede's New Utopians, WD-40 for Alpha Centari" Captain Jettison, owner of Gett'er Done! Space Shipping, wished he was a pirate again.

To alleviate the drudgery he illegally opened a Granola bar & took a bite. Capt. Jettison began to hear thoughts from the ship crew. Who was smuggling telepathic drugs to Ganymede?

And then Capt. Jettison, choked. His airways closed off. He strength drained. He looked at the granola bar, it was a Luna Bar...his kryptonite. The ship's crew would mutiny if

they detected any hint of femininity. Capt. Jettison flipped the channel toward Spike TV, but on the way he came across this touching melodrama about a mother of... GAH! NO!.. Must

have forgotten to turn the stove off! Black smoke was billowing from the kitchen! Where's the damn cat?! Through the blaring fire alarms, Capt. Jettison could hear the cat mewling.

declared that the bet would take place in three phases: Round 1 ("your mom" jokes), Round 2 (baking contest), and then Round 3 would be a classic cowboy shootout.

Should they both be wounded in the final round & live there would be a bonus round to break the tie. They would have to race St. Bernards through Alaska in December dressed as clow

ns. The winter weather worsened as the two contestants donned their clown snowshoes and climbed aboard the giant dogsleds. They raced across the icy tundra towards the finish line.