Have you ever met a really hot girl before?

Have you ever met a really hot girl before? The type of girl that just makes you lose your mind. That one that makes you say "Wow who made that angel?" It's all cool till you find

out that she is the same age as your Memaw.It's really amazing what retinol-A can do for an old lady. I figured that if no one found out my new girlfriend was 70 & not 26, it'd be

a big 'ol secret. She's an old bag but I'm a young tight bagger if you know what I mean. People've said I'm an old soul and that's why my 70 year grandma rocks (in a rocking chair)

Listening her favourite classical music, such as Handel's "Messiah". That is a lot better than 95% of the new muzak.

this fellow Beethoven's drivel, this plink plonking Wagner, that parade Marshall Brahms,

Classic music? pfft. Please. I can do better with two rocks and a piece string. Which is why I hope you like my 'Primal Klonk Twang Symphony Number 3.'

I said to the professor, "What's garbage to you is art to many people. Get ready to hear my tunes playing at Carnegie, and get a good seat!"

My powerful riposte made the professor stumble back a few paces, and I used the opening to get in one more blow: "I hope you like the sound of success, because it'll all be mine"

The professor collapsed, screeching in anger and agony. "I'll get you next time, you fiend!" I stepped forward with my weapon."Oh, no you won't."