Despite the speed and efficiency are used

Despite the speed and efficiency are used in the process, the vegetables are treated with respect. They are given giant rubber aprons to

Perry White stopped reading Lois's report on vegetables in rubber aprons. "Great shades of Elvis!" he said. "It's Coily the Spring Sprite! LOIS! Get in here! I told you he's REAL!"

"Perry, you've not taken your meds today, have you?" crooned Barbara softly, as she tried to smooth his cowlick. "You know Coily is your cousin. Furthermore, there are no rubber

trees in China anymore. We wiped them out several years ago, remember? And the Giant Panda is gone too. So stop your whining and take your Ritalin like a good boy." She gave

him his dose and a glass of water, and then sat next to the boy, trying to comfort him and wipe the tears from his eyes. "I know, sweetie, it hurts to hear, but

there's not much we can do about it. I'm sorry." The boy looked up. He did not cry anymore, and as if he suddenly realized something, he said: "Do you remember, when you promised

you would show up for my piano recital but you were too busy with finding the God boson at the Cern accelerator, remember that?" "I said I was sorry."

"Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, cupcake," he sneered. "You've missed my piano recital for the last time." Suddenly a piano dropped from above (missing her by inches) and he

an orchestra was playing Beethoven's 9th symphony. But before he could enjoy the show, the police burst in with a crescendo and took him far, far away.