The other day i was walking down my neighborhood
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The other day i was walking down my neighborhood when someone started.....
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screwing in the grass(3 some)and the girl did what with her hand
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yutuuuuu
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-be was invented for m
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. M stared back at Q. "We spent how many pounds for this? An ejector-seat lazy-boy recliner?" Q hemmed, "But you see, the remote control is disguised as a remote contro... oh."
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"This IS the remote control... I wonder who has the ejector-seat controller? I hope they don't press the other buttons." "Why, what do they do?" Asked M. "Never mind.", said Q.
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Q fiddled with M's remote control & turned himself into a draconequus. He felt like messing with the various X's who were arguing. Malcolm, Professor, Lex's bastard son & a robot
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. Wait! A robot? This body's eye's had some special filters that allowed him to see through the skin overlay on Natasha's body. A body he had spent many an hour
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searching for blood sucking ticks. The ticks have to be removed using tweezers or they'll the head in her body. He was very thorough to check whenever they'd been camping as
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he was not willing to share her blood with anyone, or anything.Thirsty, oh so thirsty he was and his mouth watered in anticipation of her lovely ivory column of flesh.She relented.
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- 2011-08-12 09:08:23
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- 2012-11-30 07:47:42
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Zetawilk Nov 30 2012 @ 13:47
For not getting used very often in typical parlance, X sure gets the weirdos. Nobody wants to be "T". Pirates like "R", but none of them want to BE it.
SlimWhitman Dec 02 2012 @ 10:36
That's Mr. T. Liked your excursion on flaming horses.
Zetawilk Dec 02 2012 @ 12:48
Of course, he has a monopoly on T. Everyone's scared. L's been mondegreened into some kind of "Elle". I can't think of anybody who wants to be P, though. At least anybody normal.