Odd like things go wrong in a blink of an

Odd like things go wrong in a blink of an eye!Let's take Mark as an example:yesterday he woke up feeling good,it was a sunny day in LA.In 4 hours he would go to NY,but when he left

for LAX, Mark noticed no one was on the highway. The sky had a slight red-orange tinge to it and the clouds where forming ominous thunder heads. At the airport, the rain fell.

He ran from the empty parking lot to departures & checked his suitcase. The flight attendant looked at his passport, smiled & said, "Ah Mr. Zuckerman, we've been waiting for you."

"Thanks for waiting for me," he gasped. "Of all the days I could end up stranded, it had to be 45 minutes before my flight". He reflected on his bad luck, then ran to his gate.

His flight had switched gates. He turned to the agent behind the desk. She was on the cellphone planning her mother's funeral. Everytime I tried to ask her where the flight was

she'd shush me and tell me to shut the F*** up. I rolled my eyes. Delta Airlines had the worst customer service. I didn't care if her mother just died. I had to get on that flight.

"I can do a flight that refuels 30,000 feet in the air at the circumcenter of the Bermuda Triangle if that's what it takes." "That IS what it takes." I soon met her mother in He

Lsinki and we pondered who should be the pilot, since neither of us knew anything about flying. We both suffered acrophobia. We put a craigslist ad out and checked responses.

One, thinking craigslist and localsexx were the same thing, in describing herself says: It tastes like Indian ink.