Odd like things go wrong in a blink of an

Odd like things go wrong in a blink of an eye!Let's take Mark as an example:yesterday he woke up feeling good,it was a sunny day in LA.In 4 hours he would go to NY,but when he left

for LAX, Mark noticed no one was on the highway. The sky had a slight red-orange tinge to it and the clouds where forming ominous thunder heads. At the airport, the rain fell.

He ran from the empty parking lot to departures & checked his suitcase. The flight attendant looked at his passport, smiled & said, "Ah Mr. Zuckerman, we've been waiting for you."

His flight had switched gates. He turned to the agent behind the desk. She was on the cellphone planning her mother's funeral. Everytime I tried to ask her where the flight was

she'd shush me and tell me to shut the F*** up. I rolled my eyes. Delta Airlines had the worst customer service. I didn't care if her mother just died. I had to get on that flight.

"I can do a flight that refuels 30,000 feet in the air at the circumcenter of the Bermuda Triangle if that's what it takes." "That IS what it takes." I soon met her mother in He

Lsinki and we pondered who should be the pilot, since neither of us knew anything about flying. We both suffered acrophobia. We put a craigslist ad out and checked responses.

One, thinking craigslist and localsexx were the same thing, in describing herself says: It tastes like Indian ink.

It will leave a bitter aftertaste & purple tongue in your mouth. And it did. It won her fame & acclaim with both craiglist & localsexx who merged their companies a year later.