As I looked over the unruly mob in front

As I looked over the unruly mob in front of me calling for my decapitation, I reflected on the last hour that had brought me here. I would have never thought that Clarence had it

tripped. The mob trampled me as the fought each other. Just as a giant foot was coming down to snap my neck, I was pulled otu of the crowd by a wizard. My bones were broken in

all the right places, the wizard explained. "I believe we can splint in a few dragon bones I have found to construct your new skeleton & then you can join my menagerie of creatures

. But I really didn't intend to join any menagerie, nothing could be worse than being exhibited although I really needed a new skeleton to replace the wore out, old one

. I wanted a skeleton that was stronger than bones, yet still light weight and flexible to ensure maximum strength, durability & movement. After minutes of research I settled for

aluminium bones, as the internet claimed it to be a strong yet light metal. My android wife will be perfect. I paid someone to craft her skeleton and another to make her 'flesh'.

Unfortunately, the synthflesh was on backorder due to labor disputes in Taipei. Staring vacant among the bubblewrap, my android wife's skeleton and positronic brain arrived.

It was a Saturday night, so I stuffed her bionics into a knapsack, and ran to the barn dance. She was still programmed for Mandarin so I had difficulty in introducing her to

the gang. In the end,it didn't matter because she could square dance like none other! Trouble was, I couldn't turn her off when it was over.I had to leave her there, still dancing.