Once there was a girl named Savannah. Savannah
Once there was a girl named Savannah. Savannah was at the dentist when he all of a sudden he yelled....2
or more sung "Georgia, Georgia, The whole day through Just an old sweet song Keeps Georgia on my mind". She laughed and he quickly started drilling out her rotten molar5
gas constant chart and discovered that the air she was breathing was one part oxygen, two parts5
awesome! No wonder she felt so damn great! She felt like she could write a dissertation on being *alive*. She wanted to cure cancer, have a screaming orgasm, and eat a bowl of soup6
right out of the toilet. (She got straight to work on crossing that off her "Bucket List" since it wasn't too hard to do as the other three.) In order to have the screaming orgasm,5
she grabbed her fake ID and went to the corner dive bar. “I want a Screaming Orgasm,” she told the bartender. Just then, Bert, the neighborhood drunk and suspected Peeping Tom5
offered her a bear if she would get in his van. She agreed, and they went on a magical3
Ford ride through the infested streets of Detroit. Every once in a while he would stop and point out potential jobs for her. "That, honey, is a prostitute." The girl grinned and hu6
lu plus was closed for good. Spam baby woke with a start. "what a terrible dream! I thought I was sold into sex slavery in Detroit" That's when she realized she wasn't alone. "FORD2
PREFECT, you put that lampshade down." But the self-serving alien only cared about escaping Earth with his gay human lover, not what Spam Baby wanted. Too bad gravity disagreed.3
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sundancer Mar 13 2012 @ 16:11
Hahahaha!!!! What? This story is all over the place. The end starts to go off somewhere weird but it's still pretty funny.
Zetawilk Mar 13 2012 @ 18:15
My contribution to FoldingStory: Spam Baby.
jaw2ek Mar 14 2012 @ 03:49
Two parts awesome