Eros, the impossibly beautiful and terrifying

Eros, the impossibly beautiful and terrifying God, was sitting in the garden of Psyche's palace. Under his naked feet the path of opals, amethysts and pearls glistened in the sun.

But nothing glistened more than Eros'eyes that morning cause he had the most wonderful idea...But he had to wait for Psyche to step out the garden so that his plan could be put to

Charybdis and Scylla without Psyche finding out. Eros had taken liberties with the local farmers and a certain unnamed winged horse. Even Zeus had to stop his philandering to

save up his energy for the upcoming match against the Romans. Last time Juno and Pluto's alley-oop had been unstoppable but Zeus's jumper was rounding into form. He just hoped Ares

didn't get distracted by the Romans cheerleaders, Venus & Diana. Ares was the Greek's best point guard. If the Roman Gods got near the board, he'd pop the ball with a flaming spear

What the Greeks didn't anticipate was the Romans underhanded, but legal, ploy to recruit from other pantheons After half time, Zeus threw a flaming fit when Loki, trailing Fenrir,

stabbed him with his own lightning bolt. The battle quickly degenerated into a brawl between all Gods. The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Cthulhu wrestled in the sea while Jesus

sat back and ate a huge sandwich. It was time he took a break, he was saving his energy for tomorrow's

He crested the never-ending hill, he had a resolve that “I’ve come this far, I am finishing this thing!” The pain was relentless, his legs were like steel poles, but he pressed on.