Arthur was surprised to see a new face at

Arthur was surprised to see a new face at the Round Table. "Tonight I am pleased to have the company of King Arthur of Britain and several of his knights," said Charlie Rose. G

be crazy. "It pleases me to hold controlling shares in FoldingStory," King Arthur said. "As you know, we'll be retooling some recurring ideas for marketability purposes. First off,

we need to list the most marketable FoldingStory concepts & characters." King Arthur looked around the boardroom. "Let's list 'em up here on the whiteboard. Who wants to begin?"

ew up on the blathering expert. King Arthur looked for something to wipe the vomit from his beard. Merlin came in with a magic hand towel and when the King wiped his face, his feat

features became twisted with rage. There was cow manure spread all across the towel. Arthur looks over to Merlin, letting out a growl. "Merlin you dumb idiot! How could you do

that! You useless wizard! How are we going to get back to Camalot now?" They were stranded on an island, alone in the middle of nowhere, and had to get back because

The war was about to break out, and this wizard used GPS very well. His little gadget was still working after ten years. All others conked out - planned obsolesence. They had no

recourse but to pay the wizard for the use of his gadget. The wizard had won. He had everyone in the palm of his wizened hand. He would crush them like bugs. But a small voice

spoke out of the wizened wiz's wrinkled wrist."Wizzy wuzzy once had hair.Wizzy wuzzy once looked fair. Wizzy wuzzy wasn't very wise wuz he?" The wiz left them off with a wristslap.