Father Brown's peach crop needed a boost,

Father Brown's peach crop needed a boost, so he injected his peaches with testosterone to accelerate their growth. This led to especially massive, fuzzy peaches that sold for

midably at the farmer's market. The juicy testosterone-injected peaches became known simply as "Nads" and Father Brown was pleased to note that they were quite a hit among the

elderly. The soft and furry peaches, were so full of juice, they had millions of folds, and when the old people bit into them, the nectar ran down their jowls. Father Brown

Rev. Green, High Priestess Pink and Demi God Yellow all gathered to enjoy the juicy peaches with millions of folds. The occasion was marked by the writing of a fictitious

love scene between their two favourite male leads on television. The Reverend Green was flattered by his inclusion. The High Priestess Pink and Demigod Yellow were concerned, howev

er, that Reverent Green was a bit too traditional for this year's Pride Parade. "Reverend, are you sure you're all right with this?" Yellow inquired. "Altar boys," was all he said.

Four years later, the story continues. Reverend Green met Reverend Purple and they worked out a master plan. The High Priestess was too busy for the Pride Parade, someone else went

but it took them just that long to just get here to be recognized; it was the Village Idiot. The Pride Parade Marshall looked at the Village Idiot blankly. The High Priestess had s

-ecretly been in love with the Village Idiot and blew him a kiss from her throne atop the sparkly rainbow float. The Idiot knew right then that his whole life had been a joke.