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"Hammer, if I don't begin and end every sentence

  • "Hammer, if I don't begin and end every sentence with the word hammer, the device attached to my heart will explode hammer" said Bobby Skids, telemarketer. With a deep breath, he

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  • began to tell the hammering tale of how this predicament came about. "Hammer, it all started with that European wench I discovered face-first in a pool of slug refuse, hammer..."

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  • The hammer lay on the table, inanimate and full of hatred. "Please hammer, don't hurt 'em!" cried the children, terrified that the storyteller really did have the magic ability to

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  • animate the tools of man. The storyteller turned to them with a wicked grin, "But children, there is a force even more powerful than our humble King Hammer here. Even he fears the

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  • radical moves of the Dark Lord Ice T."

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  • "Nobody can defeat the Dark Lord!" the bus driver exclaimed. "Except maybe..."

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  • the dwarf on the 33rd street, but he's reluctant to do it without any special payment."

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  • I immediately called my attorney-at-law Bob Loblaw to see if we could force the dwarf to do it with standard payment. Bob was adamant that the existing bylaws of the contract held

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  • nothing interesting. He invited me over to play mini golf, but I couldn't take him up on his offer - me and the dwarf were hurdling through space-time on our way to

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  • the Martian Olympics. Eldwar the dwarf was competing in the high jump, ironically enough. The gravity isn't as strong there, you see, and, well, we must be off. Tally ho!

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2 Comments

  1. DirkMcFrbrd Apr 25 2011 @ 00:38

    Bobby Skids didn't last long.

  2. Bad. Apr 25 2011 @ 09:11

    That was a dangerous opening fold.

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