The most beautiful thing in the universe:

The most beautiful thing in the universe: it called itself "THE ERASER". It was a living thing, but never should have lived. When lifeless, it can be controlled. The creature has

Tentacles disguised as fingernails. Beware of the black plastic

gloves. They hide them, the tentacles. Don't take them off, and don't make contact with the wearer. You have to be smarter than them.

Remember to grasp their hands firmly but no too firmly.You want them to trust you. If you feel the need to squirt ink, ask for the 'little boys room'. On this planet it's what they

call the squid room. As you know all squidlings are thought as boys on this planet. Silly earthlings and their ignorance. As you know you and I are more than one gender. What is a

pparent, squid boy, is that you're having some kinda problem with the nature of transgenderism. Just because the squid room calls you boy, dont mean ya get to

ink your name in the snow, if you get my drift. It's not all fun and games when you're a transgender squid. The cost of nylons alone might break you, and don't get me started on

Can have sex any which way you choose, as a woman, a man, a womanly man or a manly woman, a grrl, a boil or any other permutation you can think of. It is essential to remember that

condom, though. No matter who you are, where you are, or what you are. Essential. Got that? GOOD!