The most beautiful thing in the universe:

  • The most beautiful thing in the universe: it called itself "THE ERASER". It was a living thing, but never should have lived. When lifeless, it can be controlled. The creature has

  • Tentacles disguised as fingernails. Beware of the black plastic

  • gloves. They hide them, the tentacles. Don't take them off, and don't make contact with the wearer. You have to be smarter than them.

  • Remember to grasp their hands firmly but no too firmly.You want them to trust you. If you feel the need to squirt ink, ask for the 'little boys room'. On this planet it's what they

  • call the squid room. As you know all squidlings are thought as boys on this planet. Silly earthlings and their ignorance. As you know you and I are more than one gender. What is a

  • pparent, squid boy, is that you're having some kinda problem with the nature of transgenderism. Just because the squid room calls you boy, dont mean ya get to

  • ink your name in the snow, if you get my drift. It's not all fun and games when you're a transgender squid. The cost of nylons alone might break you, and don't get me started on

  • the topic of gender politics under the sea. Needless to say they aren't very evolved down there. Still there are some perks to being a transgender squid. First of all, you

  • Can have sex any which way you choose, as a woman, a man, a womanly man or a manly woman, a grrl, a boil or any other permutation you can think of. It is essential to remember that

  • condom, though. No matter who you are, where you are, or what you are. Essential. Got that? GOOD!



  1. PurpleProf Jul 25 2017 @ 19:07

    HAHA!! Good one! What should be the title?

  2. pinky Jul 25 2017 @ 20:03

    Vignette: The multi-pronged approach to aquatic transgenderism

  3. Woab Jul 26 2017 @ 11:59

    Boy George, I think that's it!

  4. PurpleProf Jul 26 2017 @ 12:00

    Uncanny... I'd thought of that very same title, Pinky.

  5. pinky Jul 26 2017 @ 13:10

    Well you know PurpleProf - Brilliant minds...Knarf!

  6. Gibber Jul 27 2017 @ 15:37

    Squid boy becomes Giant Old Squid Man. http://foldingstory.com/7j3qu

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