He was hot, she was fugly, together they

He was hot, she was fugly, together they made

a cheap soap that sold like hot cakes on the streets of post war Moscow. The soap itself was easy to make, but what really created tension was the fact that he was not born a man

interested in cleanliness. Everyone knew that cleanliness is next to Godliness and "God" knew he was far from clean. Selling soap in Moscow made it possible, however, for him to

and the cookie wasnt even that great, I mean it was ok..but for SlimShady to break into the 7 11 to steal it was a bit much. I was too tired to fight the idea, so I did drive the

get-away car. SlimShady: "5-fingered discount at the Circle-K! Keebler munchies and a Slurpee hooray!" I rolled my eyes and pumped the gas. Not his best.

It made me long for the days when ChubbyCharlie and I were together. He could hide so much in his fat folds, that we could eat like kings for a week. Sadly, SlimShady could not

find the remote and when ChubbyCharlie ended up hospitalized the nurse found it in the fold of his stomach during a sponge bath which made SlimShady so happy that

he should have been wearing brown pants. The nurse looked upset that Slimshady crapped in the bath but then she gained her composure and let out a giant fart to even the score. Sli

ppery was the slope that led from hilarious potty humor to pink eye to acute Hepatitis. Lesson learned.