I'm a dolphin trainer at Sea World. It sucks.

I'm a dolphin trainer at Sea World. It sucks. I hate dolphins, and orcas too. Stupid animals. They're always trying to kill you or hump you. That's what the crowd doesn't see.

It's ridiculous! They're worse than my sons, those aquatic bastards. Friggin' teenagers, the lot of them. Dolphins. Why do I have to take care of them, I'm the ornithologist!

F this noise." He threw a 50 lb sack of dog chow into the dolphin tank and headed home. But he'd left his computer on, and the leader of the dolphins

Flipper logged into the Navy's dolphin defense squad network & contacted Ivan. Time for marine mammals to take back the seas. Scene 2: "A missing Trident sub?" exclaimed Det. Manat

"eh-eh, eh-eh" said Flipper. "wait," said Det Manatee, "what do you mean 'wrong hole'? Are you making another dolphins sex joke? AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?"

Flipper somersaulted. He was making a sex joke & a really funny one too. Det. Manatee needed to lighten UP. JMan hunched his shoulders in his sheep skin coat . "You ATE the evidenc

E, you moron!" Det. Manatee had to use the internet to recover what he could. Jman vanished. Flipper was busy on the computer when it blew up. Det. Manatee was furious.

He had just bought that computer last week after it's predecessor got shot during the Penske Case; twice by the same bullet. Det. Manatee held Flipper's body in his hands to check

for wounds and energetic traces. Della, Paul and Perry approached briskly yet apologetically. "We'd like to help," said Della. "Flipper is dead," said Det. Manatee. "I don't know