'If I told you you had a beautiful body,

'If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me,' he crooned into the mike. Sheila's cheeks burned cos she knew the song was meant for her. She started to

Sheila took off her top, undid her bra and threw it up on stage with a loud WooooooHoo!! Three Hells Angels immediately

did the same. Inspired, Spike the leader of the local Hell's Angels chapter stripped out of his leather suite to reveal net stockings and a garter. His coming out

signaled a new age for the Hell's Angels. Along with the group's leather jackets, they also carried leather bags. Instead of having Mohawks they mimicked flock of seagulls, instead

of riding hogs they drove Priuses. The Hell's Angels President decided they needed a new image. They went to Madison Avenue for a Logo rejuvenation and

became Earth's Angels, driving their Priuses slowly down highways promoting their radical agenda. Then they'd go camping and do each other's tatoos.

And when they kissed they would forget to roll their Rs, their beautiful Rs. But there would always be Statlers and Waldorfs looking down upon us, mock at the ready, and yet

the real hilarity ensued when she had to scream, "RRRRRRRRRRRRAPE". He laughed so hard he almost couldn't keep hitting her. Even his own rolled Rs were funny to him that moment.

He looked at her lovingly with a tender smile forming under his thick, black moustache. "Come now dear, let us not turn this rape into murder, shall we?"