I didn't know how to contact you, you hid

I didn't know how to contact you, you hid yourself well. But what did I, just some girl, have to say? That I only fell in love with your buddy icon? It was a silly thing to do,

Your little .gif winked at me every couple of secs. The dayglo green smiley face brightened my nights. And message on the bottom "I digz grrlz" sent palpitations. I had to find you

though and that's what ruined it. You weren't cute, you were dumpy at best and had swamp ass. You had a negative credit rating and no gas money. Your little .gif didn't say anythin

g about the warrant out for your arrest, your jokes aren't funny, and your eyes are too far apart. It's clear you have no social skills. I don't like you. Nobody likes you. Still,

nobody else realizes what an idiot you are...not yet, anyway. You'll make a good Vice-President, so how about it? Will you be my running mate? Joe Biden smiled widely and nodded.

The morons from Moronia were moronically attempting to vote in the Presidential election despite the fact Moronia was a separate country. Moronian votes arrived

Did understand, it mattered not. "Do the math", Professor X told them. "What math?" they replied. Indeed there were several kinds of math, so he had to clarify matters. What to say

to these people, who were just plain dumb? It was obvious that you use Fermat's Theorem to explain it all. Professor X understood that some people were simply not as smart as him b

ecause not everybody was Abel to Field an intellect with such Mettle as he Wiles away his prime years for elliptic pursuits. A beautiful mind is terrible think to waste.