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"Ach." tutted Souperwoman. Jakob had spilt

  • "Ach." tutted Souperwoman. Jakob had spilt soup on his shirt, and was hungrily lapping it up. But Souperwoman was hiding Jakob from the grammar Nazis, and so let him be. Jakob

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  • wrongly rearranged his alphabet soup from "their" to "there." On purpose! Mom got him a Souperwoman instead of a Superwoman, he was acting out in total dork fashion. Grammar Nazis

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  • were still locked in their camps, too focused on what their favourite newssite had published that morning. Mom looked tired. She told us she wasn't cleaning our mess today and

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  • that we'd have last night's pizza crust for dinner.Also,that she wasn't our mother.Apparently she had found us one day while strolling through the woods, when suddenly a bizzare

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  • metaphor jumped out at as from the page. Or did it? Was 'mother' perhaps a synecdoche for something else, the huge band of women the world over uniting to

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  • get their rights and live their truth. the woman's movement has been steadily growing. now it's time to

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  • put the roast in the oven and broil it at 475 degrees for two hours. Absolutely nothing can go wrong with this recipe - we guarantee that your roast will come out juicy and

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  • tender! As long as the children are ripely within the ages of 5 to 9 years old. Any older than that, your dinner load may be a bit tougher. We recommend adding a bit of extra water

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  • to your pot in order to make the baby meat a bit softer and to ahve a nicer texturer

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  • and help to remove the odor of steamed human skin, i told what was left of my son.

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