A severed zombie head lay in the field next

A severed zombie head lay in the field next to him, moaning "brains' breathlessly to itself. To his right, a fiery jet of magma shot into the air, pooling in a small kitchen sink.

That's when George Romero realized he'd taken this Zombie thing too far. He picked up the Zombie head and walked back to gassed up, candy apple red

fake syrup-blood dripping on the carpet. "Look guys," George said," Sorry for the mess. I-" He suddenly turned pale as the Zombie head bite him on the shoulder.

Gene Simmons applauded as Kiss played "Rock and Roll All Night', the Zombies' favourite song. Paul Stanley filmed the whole thing.

It became a bootleg short film on the deepdarknet. Roger Ebert posted a review on zombiephaelia.org and doxed Gene Simmons. A horde of zombarazzi camped out near his

and Gene had never seen a slow zombie that wasn't a Season Pass Holder. It didn't matter to this kind of thinking that he had only ever seen that one slow zombie and, yes, he was a

fool for believing that his limited experience with zombies was a reliable guide. Still, he knew enough to about the undead to dispatch them. Gene reloaded his rifle and aimed at

the closest zombie lurching toward him. His mind said "shoot", but his heart stopped him. It was...Wanda! His 7th -grade girlfriend from 1986! Gene just couldn't do it. He lowered

his gun. The zombie Wanda crept over and kissed him menacingly, turning him into a zombie too. The zombies had won - no one was left alive. The entire world now undead forever.