There was tree with just one last leaf, fall

There was tree with just one last leaf, fall time was comming to an end and surely you will freeze. In the middle of winter you ran out of food and now you must eat.

I, being a Platypus, had no idea what the heck I was doing in Iowa during the middle of the winter. I have this stupid tree that keeps throwing leaves at me and it's ticking me off

jumped out of a random window because I knew I was awesome. While falling I land on the ground uninjured and began to continue my adventure as the greatest platypus ever according

Fortune 500 magazine. As a platypus I have the best of all worlds and none of the shit. So I went on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge to show the Japanese how awesome a platypus

could be. Platypus awesomeness was sadly lost on the nation of Japan. They heckled the heck out of me! I was heartbroken! I decided to end it all

by jumping in front of a moving bullet train. I nearly fell when I was rescued, by Captain Platypus! My heart swelled! They did believe in the power of egg-laying mammals for good!

Then the platypus jabbed his poison barbs into my stomach. The poison worked quick. At first I thought the wind was knocked out of me, but then I got dizzy and nauseous. I puked

out glitter and raviolis from my failed parade stunt last night at Circus Circus. "Where are the cameras now?" The platypus died of a heart attack and so I just started walking to

Utah. The state had an unusual pull on my heart. Perhaps "Sister Wives" had an effect on me that I wasn't aware of. Or maybe that's where all dead platypi need to go.