I am always amazed that when I pick my nose

I am always amazed that when I pick my nose in public I get that look. As if it is so foreign to people. Why don't they

just understand? I mean people pick their noses all the time back where I'm from, it's actually a badge of honor to pick

small children. I'm not saying I'm a good person, but when I hit a kid with a KFC roaster I personally feel

like I have actually done something to help humanity. I mean, kids these days

when asked what they want to do to give back to society they just respond, "Yo motha." That's so

1990, like slap-bracelets and hyercolor shirts. So, to teach these young thugs a lesson, we hopped on a short bus to

country concert put on my amateur musicians. After this, they'll be begging to

go see the giant ball of yarn. Anything to avoid having to sit through another minute of that awful

knitting bee. I wished I had gone to the spelling bee instead to spin out words like stenosis, mephitic, and paean.