Dennis had never been a popular boy, due

Dennis had never been a popular boy, due to the fact that he couldn't talk to someone without also drawing on their face. This proved especially embarrassing when

The face was already drawn. One day he tried to draw a Klee head on Mr. Mumble's cheek, where Mumble himself had already drawn Rothko's Red over White. A Modern war ensured.

But because it was a modern war all the money to fund the war had been lost in the bottomless hole known as the housing market. Now that war was totally over I could

totally concentrate on my violent videogame passion.I was totally a highscore master. Then I got bored with those kind of games and switched to the problem-solving kind. Like one

taking a breath after being underwater, I gasped through these games. They were refreshing. They got my head working where my heart had been in charge before. Picking up the PS3

-to-XBOX360 converter that I had purchased online, I thought I held in my hands something truly magical. I mean, that's what the dude on Ebay said, and who can't trust a guy with

I decided, would be rather difficult, seeing as there was no practical use for a calculator-sponge trapped in a plastic clamshell. But I was a marketer, and I would be damned if

if Bill, my coworker and arch-nemesis, came up with a better marketing strategy that me. I need a greatidea... Of course! All I have to do is

to kill two birds with one stone. I wrote a suggestion to my boss, for a highly embarrassing striptease act performed by Bill which should be aired on television. And it worked.