My party was popping. Throw your

My party was popping. Throw your

Firecrackers in the air and watch all the weenies scatter like cockroaches!!!!!!

This was to be the Footlong Dodger Dog Vegas Pool party of the decade.

Horace The Brave and his staff went on opening night. The Jester played the slot machines for the first time and won 56,237 dram.

date for his trip to Venus' habitable zone. Sure, the place smelled of eggs, but the novelty of it all was still fresh at the time. He'd be the first harlequin on Venus, which is a

distinction Boingeaux the Clown would never have. He could still be the first bozo on Venus though. Being first harlequin on Venus didn't come with any perks beyond bragging rights

and a lifetime supply of powdered wine, to which, being French, Boingeaux turned up his red rubber nose. He had assumed that the planet would be more romantic, but instead it was

stoically matter of fact, which is why they called it America2; which is why Boingeaux refused to change his name to Bo, to cave-in to peer pressure. He wanted to live in intimacy

with the universe and love without measure. Boingeaux gazed at the geese flying north towards the snow, packed his bag and left without closing the door behind him.