In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed

In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed the cassette tape. It turns out that on these early tapes they recorded their startling company manifesto on an extra track. The

meaning, the signification of all the company's plans and existence, thus, was already built in, into the cassette tape media form, in a parasitical form, that - in turn - mirrors

the McDonald's middle management structure. The company couldn't fail but it couldn't succeed either. It existed in a tasteless kind of limbo, which was great because

If they outgrew their capacity they'd fall prey to the same fate as the Disney corporation. Disillusioned kids revolting and a more modern company like Pixar taking over. McDonalds

could tell where the winds were blowing & found his way outside on the down low. These entertainment CEOs were playing loose with the rules & their noses were in need of cleaning.

And when CEOs need to clean their noses, they use Benjamins for Kleenix. It may be a dirty job, but dumpster diving and money laundering was like one hand washing the other with a

-cid: you always end up with stumps. That's what Mama always said about CEOs, anyway. It looked like a good life, but I knew they would never accept me, a poor country bumpkin with

no real work experience except tending my papa's still , heck I don't even know how to Facebook or Tinder or Instagram or none of them things. Im still learning how to use my phon.

e—and I’m talkin’ about the landline. I also don’t know about no Internet, neither. What the hell is it? Tain’t no net on the contraption that I can see! Shee-it, these newfangled