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In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed

  • In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed the cassette tape. It turns out that on these early tapes they recorded their startling company manifesto on an extra track. The

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  • meaning, the signification of all the company's plans and existence, thus, was already built in, into the cassette tape media form, in a parasitical form, that - in turn - mirrors

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  • the McDonald's middle management structure. The company couldn't fail but it couldn't succeed either. It existed in a tasteless kind of limbo, which was great because

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  • If they outgrew their capacity they'd fall prey to the same fate as the Disney corporation. Disillusioned kids revolting and a more modern company like Pixar taking over. McDonalds

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  • could tell where the winds were blowing & found his way outside on the down low. These entertainment CEOs were playing loose with the rules & their noses were in need of cleaning.

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  • And when CEOs need to clean their noses, they use Benjamins for Kleenix. It may be a dirty job, but dumpster diving and money laundering was like one hand washing the other with a

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  • -cid: you always end up with stumps. That's what Mama always said about CEOs, anyway. It looked like a good life, but I knew they would never accept me, a poor country bumpkin with

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  • no real work experience except tending my papa's still , heck I don't even know how to Facebook or Tinder or Instagram or none of them things. Im still learning how to use my phon.

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  • e—and I’m talkin’ about the landline. I also don’t know about no Internet, neither. What the hell is it? Tain’t no net on the contraption that I can see! Shee-it, these newfangled

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  • gadgets windup cluttering drawers & closets before being stuffed inside boxes and crates inside garages, until aliens find them and say, “Shee-it, these creatures is dumb as hell!”

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2 Comments

  1. Jimbeau Dec 09 2020 @ 11:04

    In Alien dialogue, "Shee-it" refers to the Alien God of Bullshit, from whom Trump is a direct descendant.

  2. Woab Dec 13 2020 @ 10:56

    Indeed. And to think this story took us seven years to complete! But it was worth it. I laughed out loud several times. Really interesting concepts, here.

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