Once upon a time, there was a princess who

Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a shining castle made of ...

ice cream. but sadly it all melted and a giant came and drank it all up. so we

went to the next giant's house. He was having a smoke with Roald Dahl. The giant blew massive smoke rings and Roald jumped through them. When they saw me they sang

"Witches & Warlocks,leeches & hemlock, why is our friend Ragnarök here in his bedsocks?" Sure'nuf Ragnarök the giant was still wearing bedsocks with gianormous holes. Roald laughed

Meanwhile, Jack with his size 567 W Reboknaroks he had stolen, went into real estate. He sold split level shoes to old women who had so many children they didn't know what to do.

Women like stupid cows who kept having kids despite the fact the parents had dead-end jobs in retail. Hope they look forward to spending ten mil plus over the next 18 years. Dumb.

-- Blankfein returned from his reverie. "I need help," he told his pet cactus, Cleo. Opening the desk drawer, he retrieved a bottle of pills, a Blunt of the chronic, and a special

lady's faded photograph. "This is it," he said to his cactus. "The end. I miss her too much. I want to be with her now. Good-bye!" Just as he was getting ready to swallow the pills

he smelt the sugary hot maple syrup. He dropped the pills then went and ate some sweets and candy and he learned things. The end.