"I promise it only hurts the first couple

"I promise it only hurts the first couple times going in" said five-time Emmy award-winning actor Herbie Doowagon. Still unconvinced, the hairy busboy

took a few steps back, then ran and lunged at the Duct Tape door outside Herbie's home. He landed with a thud and a scream on the other side, now completely bald. He shouted

an angel with chicken wing for taking his wepon away. he fly up to heaven using Tweeter the blue bird and aim his giant gun at the angel. he the shout "give me back my wepon or

I'll tickle you relentlessly!" Tweeter, of course, was rather ticklish, so in his fear he decided it would be best to give the angel SOMETHING to curb his anger - "Here, take my

crowbar!" Tweeter then ran towards the enemy, and destroyed everything in his path. He had killed them all, when suddenly a giant hole appeared in the sky!

From the hole in sky poured forth a torrent of chocolate pudding. Pudding cascaded out of the whole and rushed across the surface of the earth. Buildings and were swiftly buried

beneath the thick, brown substance which slowly started to suffocate the inhabitants on the lower levels. The sergeant, looking up, decided that the only cause for the large dump

could be the huge zeppelin that was hanging over the complex. Brown matter poured from its large containers as a tall man in a lab coat laughed madly on top of the flying machine.

... And that, Bobby, is where babies come from.