You would think a waterslide filled with

You would think a waterslide filled with gumballs would be a nice addition to the senior citizens center. Trevor did as well, for about 4 mintues.

That was because Trevor had ADHD. In fact, a four minute thought was his record. After that his mind just snapped into a bag of jelly. The old people were getting hurt but Trevor

onking at him, but they only honked because they mistook the two octogenarians dragging behind his car as mufflers. Forgetful of them, he saw three different fast food drive thrus

,took a sharp left into Burger King, hit two speed bumps and only then heard the moans of the two octogenarians under his car. Oops.He opened his car door and hollered down to them

to hang on tight! He'd have to punch it if he was going to make Springfield by 8. With a QP w/ cheese in one hand, cell phone in the other, and 2 old folks trapped under his car he

spotted a ramp left unoccupied by a tow truck driver and jumped over it Dukes of Hazard style. The car launched over a fence into a farmers field. The burger went flying into

The mouth of a grey wolf, who leaped ten feet to grab it from his rivals. This was what he considered a wolf burger. "Winner takes all", he said. Then they went back in their den.

As he stepped into his cozy home, the gray wolf was tackled by his cubs, each starved, ribs visible. Their meager whimpers broke his heart as they clawed at the meat in his jaw.

The hunger in their beady cub eyes quickly turned to greed. Fangs and claws flashed and blood both from carcass and cubs splattered. One beast stood satisfied next to the alpha.