while i was walking down the hill i decided

while i was walking down the hill i decided to jump accross the street and say oh my gosh im so in love i foundly found

on the ground ,a big huge bug that looked just like me

and it pulled a large .50 caliber pistol on me. Then it proceeded to pull the trigger with only the bullet piercing through my body. Luckly, it had missed my vital organs and now

bullets you could waste your money on by actually buying them. Ones with a blasting cap, dry powder and up to safety standards. But free bullets were fun because they added a

touch of lemon juice on the casing or whatever. The thing that goes into the body of whatever you want killed. That extra dose of pain in the wound. Yup, I work for the NRA.

It was because of my work for the NRA that I was called upon to investigate a

horrible disease that threatened to kill every single person in the goddamn multiverse.

it appear as very expensive shaped-like diamonds

But I knew, and he knew it too. There was nothing quality about it. It was a cheap piece of garbage and it wasn't worth the 19.99 that Billy Mayes was advertising it to be worth.