Clueless! The international Who-dunnit game.

Clueless! The international Who-dunnit game. Was it Oli North in Iran with Weapons shipments? Or Saddam in Bagdad with WMDs? Or Fidel in Cuba with Soviet Missiles? You decide!

After the presentation, the Parker Brothers looked at each other. Noam Chomsky knew this game was a hit. But the brothers smiled politely and said, "You have anything with playdoug

h? You see, playdough stimulates the tactile development, as well as fine motor skills and social play. Besides, the vibrant colors invite childeren to use their imagination. Noam

num... num... as you can see Joey likes to chew the pink playdough and show off his teeth marks. Mary has proceeded to cover her hair entirely. I have just been beaned by Cubby.

So I break the cubby with my fist and my bone cracks. Joey laughs and Mary lectures, so at recess we beat them up. We beat them good. They're bleeding & crying & scarred. Fatties.

At snack time, we thought it would be fun to put some of that rat poison in Mrs. Milgillicutty's coffee mug, you know just to see what happens. While eating r snakpak pudding, we

innocently watched Mrs. Milgillicutty enjoy her laced coffee, knowing for sure we wouldn't have to take our math test this afternoon. By the time we finished our snakpaks, she'd

curled up in the corner to die a slow painful death. But our snakpaks were gone and they were hyperpalatable. SO GOOD. We didn't just want another one. We *needed* another one.

drank from our zippered sheep skin cantines. It was all so romantic, until I realized she had poisoned mine. Et tu, beau-tay?