"I FRY o a0ab 34348tu åaugjoi zølbmosdji

"I FRY o a0ab 34348tu åaugjoi zølbmosdji jsøg ijio sjiw" - Mr. Fox.

The fox had stolen Lars' iPhone.When Lars called, the fox answered but Lars only heard rustling.Then it sent the aforementioned text to Lars' friend in fox language. What was the f

ox trying to communicate exactly? Apparently, according to the fox language text, the fox wanted Lars to meet him at 10 p.m. at Al's Bar, right on the edge of the forest. I sensed

Reynard the Fox had hustled Lars into a drum battle. According to the author's note in my fox-penned text, foxes have an elite sense of groove. I hurried to Al's bar, too late to

make it for happy hour. Al's bar has the best happy hour in the world. It's their munchies. Free Rolo's, Funyuns, Bugles and Nutter Butter's. But I was too late.

Norm was just tapping the bowl's bottom crumbs into his mouth as I arrived. I was bitter as French roast. I ordered a boiler maker from Al. He said "Rough day Chuck?"

Charlie Brown switched trains and hopped on the Blue Line, never to return. A French clown was on the seat next to him. The clown waved his magic wand...and poof!

Charlie Brown became a poof. He and Boingeaux the French Clown dated for a while, but two clowns in one relationship was one clown too many. They parted the worst of enemies and

stayed the best part of the world in themselves without ever realizing that the world is better if they design it that way