Once there was a velociraptor with a rainbow

Once there was a velociraptor with a rainbow mustache and a fedora. He was walking through the forest, and was suddenly attacked by

by the police at "Burning Man" for being a "naked" in public. They shot him with a taser. All the velociraptor was wearing was a rainbow mustache and fedora. However, when the

elements of harmony were united, the velociraptor was revealed to be disguised Fig Newton, upset that the ignorant masses had mislabeled him as "inventing" gravity rather than just

discovering it. "And to think I would've gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!" Fig Newton shouted as he was dragged away. It was another success for the Harmony Kids.

I closed the book and put it back on the shelf. I had already read "#32: The Harmony Kids and the Cookie Crumble Mystery." I was waiting for "#46: The Harmony Kids Adventures in

I wondered briefly why I was picking my nose. Was I young, or was it simply a lack of shame? Or, worse, was I a dementia patient? Bother. I took the newest Harmony Kids and left.

. A man with bright blue hair was out there, on a motorcycle. He was wearing a neon red jacket. "GET ON MY MOTORCYCLE!" He yelled, seemingly for no reason.

I couldn't help but comply, what with his incredible persuasiveness and all. So I hopped on the back of his chopper and we tore out of tbere like a bat out of hell, running down

a debris-choked canyon all guns blazing. We were lucky to get out of the place alive. I never did find out my rescuers true idenity though. Maybe it was Chuck Norris.