Testing This OUt

Testing This OUt

Come on feel the noise, all you wild boys

get crazy wild, rip off your shirts

- you know, pretend you're on spring break in Ft. Lauderdale." "Not me," said Cricket, "I'm staying up north this year. Last time I went that far south, my legs got sunburned."

"Is that why you've only got 3 legs?" "No," said the cricket,"I felt that 6 legs was excessive so I donated 3 to medical science. They were grafted onto the forehead of a crow livi

ng in Edmonton, Canada. The 3-legged grasshopper walked in circles bc he'd given way all the legs on one side. An evil scientist created three adamantium legs and grafted them

to his left side. The three legged grasshopper was meant to become a superhero crime fighter but the lopsidedness turned him evil and he

became known as a grasshopper crime lord known as The Frightful Limper. The Frightful Limper always took revenge on other insects by removing all but three of their legs. He was

Three years, The Frightful Limper and Lady Bug were husband and wife. They and their four little ones lived happily ever after in a hole in the ground under my front porch.