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Testing This OUt

  • Testing This OUt

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  • Come on feel the noise, all you wild boys

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  • get crazy wild, rip off your shirts

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  • - you know, pretend you're on spring break in Ft. Lauderdale." "Not me," said Cricket, "I'm staying up north this year. Last time I went that far south, my legs got sunburned."

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  • "Is that why you've only got 3 legs?" "No," said the cricket,"I felt that 6 legs was excessive so I donated 3 to medical science. They were grafted onto the forehead of a crow livi

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  • ng in Edmonton, Canada. The 3-legged grasshopper walked in circles bc he'd given way all the legs on one side. An evil scientist created three adamantium legs and grafted them

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  • to his left side. The three legged grasshopper was meant to become a superhero crime fighter but the lopsidedness turned him evil and he

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  • became known as a grasshopper crime lord known as The Frightful Limper. The Frightful Limper always took revenge on other insects by removing all but three of their legs. He was

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  • a lean, green, grass-hoping mob machine. The Frightful Limper had made it to the top. There was only one thing left to do: take his revenge on Lady Bug, the aristocratic charmer

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  • Three years, The Frightful Limper and Lady Bug were husband and wife. They and their four little ones lived happily ever after in a hole in the ground under my front porch.

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