There is one thing I know for sure about

  • There is one thing I know for sure about myself: I don't know how to write a college essay. I can ride a horse while standing up and juggling, I can paint a better painting than

  • Leonardo DiCaprio himself. I can even touch my tongue to my nose. But no way can I write a college essay. That's why I came to FoldingStory for help. Would you please help me?

  • No problem, totally got your back. All you do is, ... are you getting this? Write this down. "Homelessness in America: Not That Bad? It's been 13 years since Walter Kringle had wor

  • shipped at the altar of the High Priestess Ahmoon. Since then he hasn't managed to get a mortgage. Linked? I'm no conspiracy theorist but Walter Kringle is still sleeping on my sof

  • a bitch what the hell is that? Do you see that? Look! There. Right there. Good lord what is that. How did it get up there and what's the red gloop dripping from its opening?

  • "Oh Harry, it's just my jelly doughnut. I put it up there so you wouldn't find it and eat it first." said Helen. But before she could get the ladder, Harry had copped the doughnut

  • and stashed it in his jacket pocket. "It's a fair cop!" Harry exclaimed. Helen was not amused. Later that day he reached for his cell phone and instead got jelly donut fingers.

  • Sticky doughnutty goodness. But as his fingers sunk into the jelly filled center, he found he couldn't pull them out. Harry was being pulled into his pocket at an alarming rate.

  • Then Harry remembered he had his own hole also. He dug the hole out and threw it at his very own pocket; which exploded releasing all the imprisoned Forms but unleashing the krake

  • So it resembled something out of his favourite movie "Attack of the killer tomatoes". Mr. Tomatohead tweeted Harry that he was a good son. Mrs. Tomatohead agreed her son was OK.



  1. LordVacuity Mar 20 2017 @ 18:09

    I am thinking I was going for kraken but I will also accept: misspelling- quake, crate, Drake, quake again.

  2. LordVacuity Mar 20 2017 @ 19:10

    I did ponder a lot longer than usual about whether to just end my fold with only the first sentence minus also. Then Harry remembered that he had his own hole.

  3. sundancer Mar 21 2017 @ 12:32

    I knew it was Kraken... ;-)

  4. SlimWhitman Mar 22 2017 @ 07:04

    Yes, we all knew.

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