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I scream as shoop da woop says,"I'M A FIRE

  • I scream as shoop da woop says,"I'M A FIRE IN MY LAZOR" then terrified I

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  • ran screaming away from the meme attack. The mother ship shooped across the horrizon echoing across the hills "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" Was it Evil Bert? Hte LOL cats were

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  • blase and passe and everything that ends in an "ay" sound that is cliche and [insert word here]. LOL cats sucked. now LMAO Cats was hilarious because

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  • I was laughing my ass off. Cats however, are notorious for their lack of sense of humor. And LMAO Cats were definitely the worst bunch. They yawned and stretched and then they were

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  • waiting for me to serve them. Those little brats, looking at me like hello slave, where;s my food?? If I could only know what to feed them. Would peanut butter do it? That does it

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  • when I want the dog to shut up. Now my dog weighs 900 pounds & smells of peanut butter. If I couldn't fatten up these kids during my shift at Applebee's, maybe I could shoot myself

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  • in the foot and plant my severed toe into one of there dishes and sue them blind. With any luck I would have enough money to pay back the pet store. I had been running a large tab

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  • for constantly "loosing" my dog. As ashamed as I am to admit it; there was something mesmerizing about watching a dog attack another animal. Sandra's my friend, but shes getting su

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  • cker punched by a rabid beast and I'm not doing anything to stop it. I hope you learned your lesson, Sandra. Whiners always get their comeuppance. Always.

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  • I called the waaambulance & they hauled the now sniveling Sandra away. I was so relieved. Ain' nubuddy got time fo dat.

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