She looked down on her feet and let the tears

  • She looked down on her feet and let the tears fall down her cheeks. Emma was the typical girl who felt like shit and useless. Her mom made that clear to her.

  • "Emma, you are useless." Her mum would say. "But mum! I'm not useless, I can be used as a bad example." Emma grinned. This made her mum furious.

  • No daughter of hers was going to be a shut-in freeloader forever. She tried everything to make Emma go outside. She stopped bringing her meals, but discovered Emma hoarded snacks.

  • When she finally opened her daughter Emma's door, a sea of stockpiled snacks overwhelmed and buried her. Piles of packaged crackers, bagel chips, dried fruit, granola bars,

  • and possum dropping. "Little lady," Emma screamed at her daughter. "You are in big trouble. Just look at this room." Her daughter looked around and

  • saw what appeared to be the remnants of a truck obliterating the room they were standing outside of. Literally. No such room no longer existed. Emma's daughter shrugged. She didn't

  • get it (and quite frankly, neither do I, but I don't think I'm in this story). "Maybe we're in a time or space warp," suggested Emma as she and her daughter reassembled the truck.

  • “Mom, why are we reassembling this truck? Emma’s daughter questioned. Emma was bewildered, the time warp warped her recall, “I’m not sure. Why am I not wearing a bra or panties?”

  • "Wait, mom, you don't remember removing them? You said they were 'too constricting for mechanic work'." Emma agreed it did sound like something she would say. The reassembled truck

  • ran great with her new girdle fan belt. That is when they both realized they had attracted a crowd. It wasn't everyday that a mom & daughter duo restored trucks in the buff. Oowee!



  1. LordVacuity Dec 20 2019 @ 04:45

    And they would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for some pesky kids livestreaming it on the book of face. The video went viral. Somebody ran the video through a new AI engine that matched the freckles on the mother's backside to a similar pattern on the backside of a woman in vacation pictures in a Photobucket account labeled: Spring Break 02. Maui Luau (Penny & Pepa). Having crossreferenced that account's usage with the account holder's IP address, the AI determined, with scant probability of error, that the mother was Illene Mnemony of Peoria Illinois. Having determined from Illene's medical records being kept by her insurance company's catering service that she was mother to a daughter, the AI then designated that daughter, Imogen, as a possible "daughter" in the viral video. The AI found the mole on her left shoulder that the "daughter" in the video had in Imogen's Junior yearbook. The AI also determined that the drive shaft of the truck that they restored had been manufactured during WW2 in Dresden. The AI had nothing to report concerning the lingerie that went missing. The girdle was Dupont.

  2. LordVacuity Dec 20 2019 @ 04:53

    I see the missing truck driver as being played by a CGI Cary Grant. I'm just saying.

  3. Woab Dec 22 2019 @ 13:42

    "Bringing Up Baby" Cary Grant or "Walk Don't Run" Cary Grant?

  4. Woab Dec 22 2019 @ 13:43

    Y'know, I think it's really nice that the mother and daughter found something constructive to do together, after the animosity they had at the beginning of the story. Sweet!

  5. LordVacuity Dec 22 2019 @ 16:51

    Operation Petticoat Cary Grant.

  6. Woab Dec 23 2019 @ 15:51

    Oh yes. Yes, I can see that.

  7. Woab Dec 23 2019 @ 15:52

    What with the bra and panties and all.

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