Her light dimmed a little. It always did

Her light dimmed a little. It always did that when Nelson walked into the room. His eyes stopped glowing. He knew it bothered her, but he didn't want her to forget his superior

pectoral muscles so he walked around shirtless. But what his chest was his bottom half was not. In fact he suffered from a rare condition where he had 90 lbs of fat below the waist

ask Cowboy TV for advice on buying cowboy boots! He suggested a size

queen, but

one thing was left unsaid and filled up the room so high that even she, the queen, sitting on her high throne felt the urge to scream it out. too late, the silence was broken by

a loud fart. The queen tried to look innocent, but everyone knew it was her. Somebody started giggling, and soon all the court were rolling around in hysterical laughter. She said

"silence you imbeciles!" Which just made the situation worse. The only one not laughing was the court Jester. His self-esteem shattered after his last performance for Queen

Beatrix Longbottom, whose famously long rump had suffered both the jester's ridicule and his many attempts at Grinding on his rollar blades. I had to get the room under control.

Enough. I whispered the forbidden syllables, and the world seemed to twist like a wrung washrag. The eldritch energies rippled from my splayed hands, and the ABBApocalypse began.