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Cameron came running into the kitchen and

  • Cameron came running into the kitchen and pulled a big knife from the counter.She locked herself inside the bedroom but still didn't feel safe.She shut the windows and hide in the

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  • cubard. Her heart was pounding. She tried to breath quietly.Then she heard a creaks like someone creeping across the floor to where she was hiding. Suddenly the door opened. She

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  • turned footloose. She kicked off her Sunday shoes. She screamed at he friend louise, to pull her off her knees. She told Jack, "Get Back!!!" That's when all hell

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  • froze over. Kenny Loggins had the #1 single and Bob Marley was dead. I stared at the red CoolAid and tried to think of a reason not to drink it. Maybe

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  • if I did I would lose the urge to burst into a Dolly Parton country number. But this was not a place or time that I remembered. I had been transported in time and music back to

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  • -"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene JOLEEEEENE, I'm beggin' of you please don't take my man" I started singing. Oh, where was I? Oh yes. I had been transported in time and music back to

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  • the eighties in an alternate reality where insects ruled the earth. The horrifying sound of synth crickets filled my ears. The only thing that would save humanity was Dolly Patron

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  • the Country-Singing Mantis, who began a beheading campaign at every New Wave show at CBGB, which in this reality stood for "Cool Bugs Gettin' Buggy." Fred Schneider the Stink Bug

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  • pulled out his handheld quantum tunneling device, and opened a temporary doorway into another reality. He stepped through, and discovered that in this new reality, CBGB meant

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  • "can't beat good barbeque!" With that, he grabbed a mega bib and commenced to eatin'.

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