Cameron came running into the kitchen and

Cameron came running into the kitchen and pulled a big knife from the counter.She locked herself inside the bedroom but still didn't feel safe.She shut the windows and hide in the

turned footloose. She kicked off her Sunday shoes. She screamed at he friend louise, to pull her off her knees. She told Jack, "Get Back!!!" That's when all hell

froze over. Kenny Loggins had the #1 single and Bob Marley was dead. I stared at the red CoolAid and tried to think of a reason not to drink it. Maybe

if I did I would lose the urge to burst into a Dolly Parton country number. But this was not a place or time that I remembered. I had been transported in time and music back to

-"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene JOLEEEEENE, I'm beggin' of you please don't take my man" I started singing. Oh, where was I? Oh yes. I had been transported in time and music back to

the eighties in an alternate reality where insects ruled the earth. The horrifying sound of synth crickets filled my ears. The only thing that would save humanity was Dolly Patron

the Country-Singing Mantis, who began a beheading campaign at every New Wave show at CBGB, which in this reality stood for "Cool Bugs Gettin' Buggy." Fred Schneider the Stink Bug

pulled out his handheld quantum tunneling device, and opened a temporary doorway into another reality. He stepped through, and discovered that in this new reality, CBGB meant

"can't beat good barbeque!" With that, he grabbed a mega bib and commenced to eatin'.