I pretent not to see her dancing with her

I pretent not to see her dancing with her ex boyfriend

, but I can't help noticing them. They glide across the floor as if they had done this waltz a million times. Perhaps they have.

Gazing into each other's eyes, they swirled and dipped with timeless grace. I was jealous. I have two left feet, and yet my desire to cut in overwhelmed my sense. "May I?" I asked.

me, and it looked like curtains. But fate intervened, & the orchestra began blasting "Unconditionally"- the Queen's favorite song. The soldiers impulsively lunged to grab partners,

He loved her French accent, and wanted to include a video of her on the youtube channel he owned, with 4,198 subscribers. The dancing cake looked Abba-esque by comparison.

"You want me to do zis monologue in an onion soup costume?" "Say soliloquy." "Soliloquy," she said in her French accent. Ah, beautiful. They made the video for his Youtube channel.

Her French phrases sampled & spliced with phrases from my Cherman friend Hans Schnippschenjäger like "Veer isht den Soorkruut?" & "Haf you seen mine Lederhosen". The youtube video

quickly went viral. Most saw it as randomfunny, but European viewers were impressed at how French sounds were spliced to make German phrases. Franco-German ties improved thusly.

However, one thing that the Germans did not enjoy as much (but the rest of the world found it hilarious) were the Hitler Rant Parodies on YouTube. Even though the rants were good