Everyone underestimates teenagers, who are

Everyone underestimates teenagers, who are by far the most creative people on earth. It's too bad really that they grow up to become adults. If teenagers could rule the world,

there would be no such thing as breakfast. Just lunch dinner and dinner. There would be no such thing as schoool or the morning and leprechauns would be magical.

The most magical leprechaun of all lives in the biggest pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. He had a long red beard and rarely spoke, but could scare you with only

and don't get him started on William Jennings Bryan's preference for silver. This leprechaun wasn't particularly charming, but he loved chasing our kids around as they taunted him.

See the kids had their pockets overflowing with Lucky Charms. Their game was, when they ran out into the street which was full of traffic, the leprachaun would dodge the cars, and

keep them out of harms way. The hearts, stars and clover were transportasty, and they woke up hanging in hammocks in a magical forest. Each day a nurse named Ms. Luckney brought

yellow moons and purple horseshoes. The Leprechaun's paranoid delusion was that everyone wanted what he had. But, this only masked the fact that he did not really want anything tha

t he himself wanted. Thus rainbowed the paradox. The Leprechaun vocally wanted re-branding, secretly wishing security in brand loyalty. He had a marshmallow of a time trian

and started singning Dropkick Murphys.